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Neither of my boys are home.
As sad as that makes me
It’s time to play who’s bed do I seep in tonight
At least I don’t make terrible life choices like the people I used to sleep with
So long as sleeping with them in the first place doesn’t count
Wait a minute
I’m in love with someone who doesn’t feel the same way
I should stop doing that