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Gabe came over and wanted to put something on Netflix
He asked if we’d ever heard of some show called ‘Doctor Who’
Everyone else slowly turned to look at me so I rolled up my jeans
Hey, we match!! <3
Let’s get married.
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That’s the best one so far. Thanks, spambot.
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
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Neither of my boys are home.
As sad as that makes me
It’s time to play who’s bed do I seep in tonight
At least I don’t make terrible life choices like the people I used to sleep with
So long as sleeping with them in the first place doesn’t count
Wait a minute
I’m in love with someone who doesn’t feel the same way
Again
I should stop doing that
gpoy
Martin Freeman AND Julian Barratt? The fuck is this?
(Source: notthemartinfreeman, via cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle)
Get the fuck away from me
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I think I’ve already reblogged this.
But I still find it amusing.
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